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Llama in a dracula cape @LlamalnaTux
Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board
Me: I have a PhD in mathematics
Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack
Me: *nodding* that makes two

Llama in a dracula cape @LlamalnaTux Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board Me: I have a PhD in mathematics Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack Me: *nodding* that makes two

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What peak comedy looks like: I'm sorry I had to wake you, I'm just looking for a doctor there's nothing to worry about. Stewardess... I think the man sitting next to me is a doctor. We have some passengers are very sick... could you come take a look at them? Yes of course. You better tell the captain... we've got to land as soon as we can. This wom

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how I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie

how I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie

avatar @glitch_
how I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie

how I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie

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